January 2010
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Michael Scott: Dwight, what is your middle name? Dwight Schrute: Danger.
Jan 12th
Michael Scott: I was on a hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight...
Dwight Schrute: Really? We don't have any girls in HR.
Michael Scott: You know for the sake of the story...and things were getting hot and heavy...
Dwight Schrute: Yeah!
Michael Scott: And I was about to take her bra off...
Dwight Schrute: Yeah!
Michael Scott: And she made me fill out six hours worth of paperwork.
Dwight Schrute: Like an AIDS test?
Michael Scott: No. God, Dwight..
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“Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like...”
– http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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December 2009
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Dec 29th
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“When you grow up, your heart dies”
– The Breakfast Club (via nerdygirllove)
Dec 23rd
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20 Nerdy Pick-up lines
nerdygirllove: 1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 6. Baby,...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
stickycows: My Christmas present? Please? But i already bought your present ! BTW i saw this at the video store at taka that day i think. I TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW ME !
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Quick announcement ! I have all the video games i want for christmas already. So disregard that whole section. That is all ! Oh but i still don’t have rock band or DJ hero.
Dec 19th
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Dec 14th
It’s my mom’s birthday today ! Can’t wait for the cake. I’m totally enjoying my holidays now, i have not a care in the world right now ! I miss this feeling, well except camp on Tuesday. But i’ll try to be optimistic about it because i’ll have fun if i go in with an open heart ! Right ? Anyway gonna go on a dvd marathon tomorrow. It’s...
Dec 13th
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reluctant to go for camp :(
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